Gimme That...That...That Nut
I heart South Dakota! Oh my God. You go out with the Fun Crew, and you could possibly keel over from all the freaking fun. They truly live up to their name! We packed up the car and made the trip to Cory and Cec’s home town, Sioux Falls. If only every city could have the beer prices of Sioux Falls. God Bless them.
We spent the first two nights boozing it up at Nutty’s. (Insert infantile snickering here.) I swear, the beers were like Warren’s stein that weighs 13 lbs when full, and they were like, $1.80!!! Needless to say, we got so hammered that the first night, Arti, Cecilee and I stayed up all night and had a full on slumber party in Cec’s high school room, and the second night, I ended up making out with some random guy who managed to piss me off somehow so I locked him out of the house. I am so classy, it hurts me on the inside.
Then we trekked up to Chamberlain, SD, where we stayed with Cecilee’s adorable fam. They seriously built this “cabin” from the ground up. I use quotations because it was actually an amazing house. I guess her poor dad took an accidental 50 ft dive off of some scaffolding, which promptly tipped and fell straight on him. This is a tiny town, so there were no street names for the ambulance to use to find him. After he was rescued and returned to full health, they finally named the street, but Arti and I are thinking that we should petition the city have them change the name from Elm St. to Diamond Falls. Get it! Ha! A Diamond fell! Ah. We are so brilliant!
We spent most of our days drinking Red Beers on the Diamond’s boat. I even leaped into the Missouri and actually swam a bit. It was shockingly clean and pretty that far north. You hop into the MO in Kansas City and you’ll come out with an arm growing out of your ass. Everybody was kind enough to celebrate with me by boozing that night at the local country club. We played the meanest game of Circle of Death ever. At one point, the rule was that no one could speak. When the category of sexual positions came up, we gave the bar a nice show with our x-rated pantomimes.
Aside from Cory nearly slitting the throat of a stupid driver and drinking from their neck stem, we managed to survive the trip without incident. Yay South Dakota!
