Have You Ever, Like, Really Listened to the Lyrics from "Turning Japanese?" 'Cause They are Hella Fucked Up. FYI.
My little chopsticks,
So Japan is incredible. And the malls are impressive. I'm talking there were four towers in the one we went to yesterday. Unfortunately, the actual shopping sucks only because I am too gargantuan to fit into ANYTHING. I tried on a pair of "XXL shoes" and I couldn't even wedge my enormous toes into them.
After that humiliating experience, I declined trying on any clothing items as they could all serve as pretty flowey thigh decorations rather than actual clothes. I feel like the earth should shake and crumble beneath my thundering footfalls. Other than that small drawback, I think it is beautiful here. The streets are so clean you could easily justify applying the ten second rule and there's not even public trash cans. Amazing, no? And the subway is the same, only wallpapered with really cool propaganda ads full of pictures of hot Japanese girls insisting that they are happy because they read Pinky Magazine.
So good times all around so far. Of course, now I have to go to work with my ha ha (mama in Japanese!) so the good times shall soon end. Booooo! Hope you are all grossly misbehaving!
w/love,
Sum
