Halloween!

God damn it, I love Halloween. I love the weather, the ghosties, black cats, and slutty costumes everywhere. We went out last Friday to celebrate my favorite holiday, and oh my GOD, there was more pancake ass and camel toe than Road House. It was outstanding!

Another awesome thing about Halloween is the spookies. This is considered the time of year when the veil between the material world and the spirit world is at its thinnest. Supposedly, this causes us to have some pretty wicked dreams and Grudge-like encounters. I'm inclined to believe it, because I've been having crazy ass dreams out the wazz. Last night, I dreamed that I was being swarmed by Asians, and the night before, I had a surreal rape dream in which I decided mid-attack, to totally gross out the rapist so that he'd never rape again. So, I snowballed him. Graphically. Dude, I know. My subconscious is a sick bitch, right?

Ahem. So. Aybody else been having weird dreams?