Unimpacted Anus = BAD

One of my most favorite hobbies is superimposing people into pictures. I'm sure you've noticed…


This usually involves a Google search for some hilariously funny context picture and then a quick cut and paste in Paint because you know, I do things classy up in here.

The other day, I thought it would be roaringly fun to stick a couple of my bitches into a picture with Borat. So I do my little Google image search and enter Borat, Kazakhstan and scroll through the results. It was the usual four pages of Sexy Time in his neon thong, singing at the rodeo, and OH MY GOD some dude's gaping asshole. Like, a random pornographic butt shot tagged with my search criteria for some reason.

Oh my GOD it was so shocking. Here I am looking for some friendly pictures of Borat, for shit's sake, and I suddenly I'm staring at some dude's large intestine. Like, you could put a can of paint in there. No joke. I was so sicked out, I couldn't even finish my fun photoshop.

But this got me to thinking, wouldn't it be a fun hobby to deliberately label sick pictures with benign and popular text? Like, some poor douche searches for Heroes, Claire and gets a surprise result pic thrown in that's some passed out dude getting tea bagged. Ha ha ha! I'm so doing this! Ideas of fun things to tag?