God damn, the military is hardcore. If I weren't such a sick pussy, I would have totally joined the Navy, but I guess all of us secretly would have signed up for some part of the armed forces if we had to.
My dad and I have been watching the Military Channel (I know, we're losers!) and freaking out over this amazing show about Marine recruitment. Lemme tell you somethin'. I would never, ever, want to have a trained Marine after my ass. Sexually or otherwise. Those mother fuckers could gut you like a wide mouth bass before you even realized they were on you, and you know what? That rocks. Loudly.
I wish I was a badass sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it's way more fun to stuff my face with strawberry shortcake and watch other people hammer it out on tv.
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