So word, I was wolfing down pizza at a kick ass birthday picnic when the super hot birthday girl leaned over to me and said," See the girl talking to my dad? That's my future sister-in-law. Isn't she cute?" To which I replied, "Well, uh. Yes. But she's about to put your dad's eye out with her nipples, yo. Bizshoiiing!" Then made rude finger-antennae finger gestures over my boobs.
We had a good giggle, but pretty soon, she came over to give birthday hugs and to introduce herself to me and my darling boy. After she wandered away, The Boy turns to me and says, "DUDE. When she leaned over to shake my hand, I saw her entire left tit."
Hahahahaaa! Awesome!
But seriously, people. How is she not aware of her nibbies being highly visible through her top? Didn't she notice? I know I notice! I'm just telling you, I don't even have ta tas and I ALWAYS wear a bra. Especially if I'm going to be around my significant other's parents. Oh my GOD. I'd rather die than nip out in front of sweet old Papa Octagon!
I mean, wouldn't you be cognizant enough of your bodily...stuff...to know to put that shit away?! Gross!
Bacon Dress
It's hawter than yours.
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