I'd Rather Masturbate in Front of My Grandparents Than Go There
The real question is why in the bloody fuck would you film such a teeny peeny in action? Does Fred really not know that his little tighty-whiteys “sidekick” is shamefully lacking in girth? And that his happy/terrifying doom trail is like, in desperate need of a machete and even further proof that he is indeed the missing link between man and feces eating ape? DOUBLE GROSS!
I am fighting the urge to projectile vomit whilst simultaneously feeling weirdly satisfied in knowing that my suspicions were correct in assuming that a fat, balding, bitchy, lyric pirating douche bag must clearly possess a flaccid and thumb-like penis.
Because he is such a whiny, balding, doughboy bitch and felt it necessary to spank the folks that published his "sex" video online, you can no longer access the link to the footage. Not that any of you really wanted to se iddy bitty Freddy in action anyway. *Shudders.*
So really, the good news is that when he told Trent Reznor to suck his dick...Fred really wasn't weilding such a bold threat, now was he? Somebody, please, get Rez an electron microscope and a pair of lubed needle nose pliers…There's gonna be drama tonight!!!
