This is truly the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my LIFE! I want to DO this! Too bad I didn't stay in contortionist school...
Hooray for Corporate America!!
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God, this makes me happy!
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I am...IRON MAN!!!
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I feel it is my duty as a contributing member of this society to tell you that you MUST see Iron Man in the theater. You owe it to yourself as well as the rest of humanity to go forth and enjoy the living shit out of this movie. It is so wheeeeeeee that I actually caught myself shrieking with glee at the movies. And like, nobody around me even cared because we were all so engrossed in the raging kick assery of Robert Downy Jr. and omg, yes…even Gwyneth. I have been kinda meh on her for a while, but she was actually funny! I didn't know this was possible!
I feel like there is something supernatural about this film because all the elements came together so well. I mean, even The Dude is in it! As we were walking out, I turned to Daniel and said, I don't want to sound crazy or anything, but I think this might be the new Mummy. And that, my babies, is a bold statement, because The Mummy is the most fun hokum-adventure movie of all time ever, and we watch it with an unhealthy frequency.
Now keep in mind that it's a Marvel movie, so I'm sure it's not as thought provoking or vagina strangling as the one about the exploration of complex global intersections between Islamic extremists and cat raping. I just know I go to the movies to have fun, not to cry so hard that I have to leave the theater for phear of hyperventilation.
Oh, and plus...Tony Stark is The Uber Hawtness:
I feel like there is something supernatural about this film because all the elements came together so well. I mean, even The Dude is in it! As we were walking out, I turned to Daniel and said, I don't want to sound crazy or anything, but I think this might be the new Mummy. And that, my babies, is a bold statement, because The Mummy is the most fun hokum-adventure movie of all time ever, and we watch it with an unhealthy frequency.
Now keep in mind that it's a Marvel movie, so I'm sure it's not as thought provoking or vagina strangling as the one about the exploration of complex global intersections between Islamic extremists and cat raping. I just know I go to the movies to have fun, not to cry so hard that I have to leave the theater for phear of hyperventilation.
Oh, and plus...Tony Stark is The Uber Hawtness:
Photoshop Phun Time
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What with my recent rage about all these repulsive, bad-receding-hairline-cover-up hair styles and all, that we should bring it back old school and bust out the mullet:
If you wanna play, just superimpose bitches into the picture of these unfortunate souls, or the mulleted ones into other hilarious situations and post it in the comments. If not, you are inferior and my spawn will consume your spawn one day. Bwa ha ha ha!
The Mellets. Large hair never looked so good!
The Hillet. I really feel that this look would help her in the polls.
Ah, I amuse me.
If you wanna play, just superimpose bitches into the picture of these unfortunate souls, or the mulleted ones into other hilarious situations and post it in the comments. If not, you are inferior and my spawn will consume your spawn one day. Bwa ha ha ha!
The Mellets. Large hair never looked so good!
The Hillet. I really feel that this look would help her in the polls.
Ah, I amuse me.
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