It has spread. The plague known as Kylie's 1997 Haircut has reached from its tiny pool of fake-rockers to the vast ocean of legitimate artists! Everybody hide the scissors!
Why, Thom Yorke, why? Why have you done this to me? Here I am, bitching predjudicely about how shitty that haircut is, and like three days later, you do this to me:
Are you mad at me? Or is this because you're kinda balding? Is this the new look for masking the receding hair-line? Because I'm here to tell you that we can all still see it. We can ALWAYS see when you try to hide it.
Don't be ashamed of your hairline, Thom. Go with it! Just say fuck it and shave that shit off! Be proud of your head and display it with the confidence of those that have come before you. Those such as prime alpha male Bruce Willis. Because, dude...bald men are HOT. Like, ragingly-I-wanna-slap-your-head-around deliciously hot.
But whatever you do...don't allow yourself to look like David Cook. Go with Bruce, young one:
Cuddles,
Summie
