Things I Don’t Understand: Part 133

We all know I'm pro homo. I don't discriminate against love of any kind (with the violent exception of nookie that hurts anyone, e.g. child molesters. Clearly, that is not love, but fucked-upness that should be permanently removed from modern society.) (I also hate it that I had to clarify that point right there as if I were somehow linking homosexuality with baby raping, because I am so NOT.) (Heh, have you ever been SO ok with something that you begin to worry about how you are acting, thereby convincing others that you aren't ok with it because you're trying so hard? That totally just happened to me here.)

WOW. Digression. Anywho, something I don't understand is butch lesbians. I know some butchies, and they are fantastic human beings, but when one of these pals joked that she was going to dress up all fem one day, it got me to thinking about why she doesn't do it anyway.

I mean, chicks doll up to attract mates, right? So I think well, damn, bitches. Clearly the objective would be to deck out even more than usual because ladies have a more scrutinizing eye for fashion. Isn't the point to put the naughty on a chica? And if so, shouldn't said girl be…girly?

What is the attraction to a masculinely dressed woman? Isn't the femininity supposed to be the attractive part? Or is it like a Hostess© Cupcake, where there's a surprise in the middle?

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