The World is Stupid.

I hate the world. I HATE it!!!

I hate people that read blogs and don't take the 30 whole seconds it takes post a comment to let that blogger know that yes, they did enjoy the post enough to encourage them to keep up the good work. For fuck's sake!

I hate people that pick the bathroom stall next to yours when you were there first, minding your own biznazz, and trying to take a crap even though there are fucking four other stalls open. Seriously.

I hate people that are too into ass play. It's gross. What the fuck? Clearly, they are banging skanks up the butt all the time because they have weak genes and nature has wired them to stop procreating.

I hate this stupid bitch on What Not to Wear who is fat and gross and is acting like an ass basket, all crying and being rude to the peeps trying to fix her hideous troll wardrobe.

I hate everyone that has a tattoo because I wish I had the balls to get one too. You bitches.

And I HATE everyone that doesn't have to move out in four weeks (um, the hottest time of the year, whorebags) even though they don't know where the hell they're going to live.

Ok, ok, fine. I don't hate everyone. I love you guys, but I do want to light someone on fire to satiate my irrational rage. I'm thinking Tom Cruise. I despise his stupid, short, dyslexic, fucked-up-teeth ass.

Any nominations?