Sometimes, when life kinda sucks, I wish that I could trade places with like, Beyonce. You know, just to escape from my stupid gay problems for a while.
Wouldn't that be so tits though? Like, you get to loll about in her cush world and go around booty popping in her fabulous body all day, while she steps in and takes over your suck life and pasty bod to right all your wrongs with her complete and total kick assness. I just feel like she would totally know what to do and all the right things to say so that when we trade back, everything would be even more money than before. Ha ha! Because Beyonce Knowles best! Ah ha. Ha? Oh, whatever.
Who would you bitches want to trade places with when shit hits the fan?
Bacon Dress
It's hawter than yours.
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