The Stache

I think mustaches are funny. Like, not funny ha ha, but funny who wants a mustache ride. Anyway, I made The Boy shave his beard into a mustache, thinking I was going to get a good hearty giggle out of it and drive him to shave it right off.


Only…

I kind of like it. Like, a lot! Call me crazy, but smooching him is like what Tom Tucker says about his mustache tickling the ladies when he kisses them. Only a little, bitches. Only a little.

I'm so ashamed!

But I mean, come on! Who doesn't think Wyatt Earp is a little hot? Hmm? Tom Sellick? Burt Reynolds?! Gaaaaahhh!