Happy Dance

I got the most pee-your-pants pleasant surprise yesterday! I was in my fancy car, jamming to the new NIN album, when a song I'd never heard before came on that MELTED MY FACE WITH KICK ASSNESS! See, I thought I'd heard the whole thing because I'm a stalker and listened to every song I could get my grubby little hands on, but word, bitches! I dropped the balls on "God Given" somehow!

I'm just screamin', I haven't car danced in about three years, and babies…I boogied like whoa. Any man that can make me do boobie shakes while driving, deserves absolution for getting engaged, underestimating how little the world cares about his political opinions, and being a member of not only AA, but PETA. But in all seriousness, it's really nice to remember why I have always loved Reznor so much. He really is amazing.

So go out to NIN's MySpace profile, unmute your computer, and do the cabbage patch in front of the mirror. I promise it will make you feel like you just banged a team of Sexual Olympics gold medalists.