I can never tell which is more gay; dudes that peel out in their hoopdies, or dudes that excessively rev their motorcycles. Every fucking weekend, I hear losers do this shit over and over and over and OVER. It's always about 2AM outside of a bar, which leads me to draw the following conclusions:
a.) They are drunk
b.) I should mutilate them
c.) They are trying to impress chicks
Operating under this assumption, how is it possible that these douche bags ever score? It's the end of the god damn night, they've clearly already struck out, so NOW they're going to broadcast their social value system to any vaginas that might be within earshot? And what exactly are they trying to say? Hi, my penis is tiny and I have to prove this by making a lot of noise with the motorized extension of my microscopic manhood? I'm rude and have no consideration of those around me? I'm dangerous and you would probably die if I could get you drunk enough to ride with me? I can't use my words like a big boy, clone? I know, HOT, right?! Who wouldn't want to reproduce with THAT?!
Jesus ass, people! Grow up! Or at least shut up so I don't have to be punished as a result of your inadequacies as a human being!
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