Wheee! I had SO much freaking fun in southern Oregon! It was sunny, breezy, warm, mountainy, and delightful. Seriously, y'all. If you ever need outstanding booze, check out Oregon's wineries. The Very Best Thing I've Ever Had to Drink in My Entire Life Ever was the Accolade sparkling Chardonnay from LongSword Vinyard.
I drank an entire bottle by myself. And I'm so not the kind of homo that likes to brag about how much I can drink. In fact, I'm a loser lightweight and can get wasted off three beers, and I've totally come to terms with this. I'm telling you about how I cashed a bottle of vino like a squid suckering itself onto a delicious bass to illustrate how fucking kick ass this wine is.
Anywho, I totally thought I'd find my Native American bretheren still in the area. I had all these fantasies about how I'd go volunteer on the reservation and find my long lost cousins. I told my mom this and she snorted and said, "yeah right, like they would ever believe it by looking at you." You know, 'cuz mein kampf. Or whatever. Too bad my tribe turned to casinos long ago and are no longer in the area...evidently.
But rock balls to Oregon! And to outstanding friends! And to wine you totally want to inhale!!!
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