What the Shit?!
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For some reason, this makes me feel hella carsick:
Maybe it’s something to do with me being unable to reconcile my own happy childhood memories of carrying around my favorite stuffed bunny until she was hideously deformed and missing an eye, with someone else’s desire to just like, bend their bunny’s legs over its head and fuck it. In every orifice. And put tits on it.
Like, how many times do you have to get finger-banged by your relatives as a child to make you want to jerk off in the soulless, tainted, fluffy guts of a hyper-sexualized rabbit as an adult? I mean, I guess at least these people are banging fake animals instead of real animals, but FUCK. How frickin' terrible is it when that's the best thing I can come up with to say about a person?
Grodie!!
Maybe it’s something to do with me being unable to reconcile my own happy childhood memories of carrying around my favorite stuffed bunny until she was hideously deformed and missing an eye, with someone else’s desire to just like, bend their bunny’s legs over its head and fuck it. In every orifice. And put tits on it.
Like, how many times do you have to get finger-banged by your relatives as a child to make you want to jerk off in the soulless, tainted, fluffy guts of a hyper-sexualized rabbit as an adult? I mean, I guess at least these people are banging fake animals instead of real animals, but FUCK. How frickin' terrible is it when that's the best thing I can come up with to say about a person?
Grodie!!
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