For Lizzard
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Lizzardo,
You have my deepest sympathies on this tragic and sucky day:
I'm sorry that you won't get to motorboat ScarJo's face-punching cleavage now that she's marrying Some Guy I've Never Heard of. You were clearly the better choice what with your superlative butt and superiorly brilliant accomplishments. It's really her loss, dear, and nobody will never forgive her. Unless she shows nipple. Then we'll think about it.
Encouraging (but slightly gropey) pats and condolences,
Summie
You have my deepest sympathies on this tragic and sucky day:
I'm sorry that you won't get to motorboat ScarJo's face-punching cleavage now that she's marrying Some Guy I've Never Heard of. You were clearly the better choice what with your superlative butt and superiorly brilliant accomplishments. It's really her loss, dear, and nobody will never forgive her. Unless she shows nipple. Then we'll think about it.
Encouraging (but slightly gropey) pats and condolences,
Summie
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