Bacon Dress

I know. I know you didn't think it was possible for me to be ever hawter than ever before, but the moment has arrived, bitches.



Hooves, people. I have hooves! And backwards bendy legs! This seriously makes me so happy that I'm afraid I have to now undergo years of painful and expensive cosmetic surgery to achieve this look in daily life. Hooray!!

Any why is it that World of Warcraft so much more awesome than my own life? It’s like crack laced with niccotine and chocolate.

Seriously, y’all. I was having a delightful sketti and meatballs dinner with my fabulous parents, and I kept catching myself thinking, man. I can’t wait to log on and level up my Night Elf tonight.

I’m so getting ready to turn into a translucent, pimply, fat, un-washed uber gamer. I can’t wait!