Top Five!!!
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Top Five Reasons My New Job Kicks Ass:
5. My boss is fabulous. This chica seriously popped out a kid like 5 minutes ago and is hotter than doughnut grease. Plus, she hired me and actually came in on my first day to welcome me and take me to lunch even though she’s still on maternity. Do you want to bust your ass for this woman, or what?
4. The building is gorgeous and had oodles of exposed brick and crazy awesome skating rink floors. It’s like sunny loft in Power and Light District heaven!
3. My commute is ridiculous. It’s only 5 miles away, bitches. I can SO take the bus and have uncomfortable staring matches with the hair tokin’ hippies.
2. I sit right across from Cory. I can SO throw shit over the wall and have uncomfortable staring matches with everyone’s favorite hippie!
1. It’s not my old company. OMG, it’s so far from it, I feel like I’m having culture shock for cereal! The people are so laid back and genuinely happy, and my team is recognized and valued within the company. I did my first project today, and my teammate told me what a good job I did. I was so taken aback at being praised for my work that I felt like I fell into a bucket of tits and came out sucking my thumb. Positive reinforcement…Can you imagine??!? God, I’m so stoked!
5. My boss is fabulous. This chica seriously popped out a kid like 5 minutes ago and is hotter than doughnut grease. Plus, she hired me and actually came in on my first day to welcome me and take me to lunch even though she’s still on maternity. Do you want to bust your ass for this woman, or what?
4. The building is gorgeous and had oodles of exposed brick and crazy awesome skating rink floors. It’s like sunny loft in Power and Light District heaven!
3. My commute is ridiculous. It’s only 5 miles away, bitches. I can SO take the bus and have uncomfortable staring matches with the hair tokin’ hippies.
2. I sit right across from Cory. I can SO throw shit over the wall and have uncomfortable staring matches with everyone’s favorite hippie!
1. It’s not my old company. OMG, it’s so far from it, I feel like I’m having culture shock for cereal! The people are so laid back and genuinely happy, and my team is recognized and valued within the company. I did my first project today, and my teammate told me what a good job I did. I was so taken aback at being praised for my work that I felt like I fell into a bucket of tits and came out sucking my thumb. Positive reinforcement…Can you imagine??!? God, I’m so stoked!
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