Things I Don’t Understand: Part Quindici
12:37 PM Edit This 1 Comment »
What the hell is up with kids these days? I have seriously retreated to my front porch with a cocktail, screaming at bitches to get off my lawn. I keep seeing all these "hot celeb guys" all over my gossip sites and it just sicks me out! Like, who thought over-razored hair and dick-tip-pink lipstick was bangin' on a dude? Who is the motherfucker that started this? How has metrosexualism actually gotten WORSE? Didn't anyone see South Park?!
Boys should be gross and dirty and pale and meaty. I am tits sure that if you tried to make a move on one of these pansies, they'd wig out that their queefstorm hair might get messed up.
I'm just sayin', every one of these dudes has the exact same haircut as this girl I used to work with this girl named Kylie in the late 1990's. Nothing good can come from this.
Apologies in advance for the evidence:
Boys should be gross and dirty and pale and meaty. I am tits sure that if you tried to make a move on one of these pansies, they'd wig out that their queefstorm hair might get messed up.
I'm just sayin', every one of these dudes has the exact same haircut as this girl I used to work with this girl named Kylie in the late 1990's. Nothing good can come from this.
Apologies in advance for the evidence:
1 comments:
this is the haircut equivalent of tatooing douchebag on your forehead. which, in reconsidering, would actually be pretty bitchin for any one of these dudes to do, mostly for the honesty involved in such a concession.
Post a Comment