Parasitic Pets
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My pets are repulsive. I present to you exhibit A:
I mean, what the hizzy?
They fricking opened the top cabinet, knocked down the bag of food, ripped it open and feasted. Had the carnage ended there, I might have just been impressed that Beast (most likely) is such a smarty that he Octagoned that shit outta there.
But of course, but it doesn’t end there. They totally GORGED themselves, vomited it all back up, and gorged themselves some more. Seriously, y’all, it was like a damn sorority house in here. There was a trail of orange cat spew all the way upstairs to the toilet, where some dumbass tried to drink water, then hacked up watery barf all over Dan’s shatter books.
I’m so getting a dog.
I mean, what the hizzy?
They fricking opened the top cabinet, knocked down the bag of food, ripped it open and feasted. Had the carnage ended there, I might have just been impressed that Beast (most likely) is such a smarty that he Octagoned that shit outta there.
But of course, but it doesn’t end there. They totally GORGED themselves, vomited it all back up, and gorged themselves some more. Seriously, y’all, it was like a damn sorority house in here. There was a trail of orange cat spew all the way upstairs to the toilet, where some dumbass tried to drink water, then hacked up watery barf all over Dan’s shatter books.
I’m so getting a dog.
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