New Giggity
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So as you have probably heard by now, I have a new job!!! I’m so excited, I just sharted a little.
Of course, my former company helped to loosen my bowels during my exit interview when the HR partner morphed from unassuming and lispy into Samuel L. Jackson upon telling me that she knew I had been applying for other jobs. She even quoted a personal e-mail in which I said I was happy to job hunt on their dime…from memory. Can you say terrifying?!?!
Um, so wow, am I grateful as hell to be moving to a new company, not only to get back into writing and to work for a boss that’s so superfly, she hired me whilst home on maternity leave, but also because I’m pretty much over chillin’ in 1984. I did that once, and I was entirely too adorable to keep tabs on. Behold:
Wish me luck babies…I start on April 1st and can’t freaking wait!!!
Of course, my former company helped to loosen my bowels during my exit interview when the HR partner morphed from unassuming and lispy into Samuel L. Jackson upon telling me that she knew I had been applying for other jobs. She even quoted a personal e-mail in which I said I was happy to job hunt on their dime…from memory. Can you say terrifying?!?!
Um, so wow, am I grateful as hell to be moving to a new company, not only to get back into writing and to work for a boss that’s so superfly, she hired me whilst home on maternity leave, but also because I’m pretty much over chillin’ in 1984. I did that once, and I was entirely too adorable to keep tabs on. Behold:
Wish me luck babies…I start on April 1st and can’t freaking wait!!!
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