Letters of Gangst
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Dear Winter,
Shut the fuck up. You’re terrible and I wish you to go away and never come back. Until X-mas eve…then you can snow and be pretty, but come December 26th, begone!
Frozen tits,
Summie
Dear Job,
Oh my GOD I hate you so much. I often wish I could choose between being slowly tortured by Katan dolls and attending nine hours of useless boredom where I try not to gouge out my eyes just to have something to do. I can’t wait to give you the finger, you stupid skank!
Yawns,
Summie
Dear Jake,
Dude, you just seriously gave birth to the most adorable baby girl EVER. She’s fricking precious and beautiful and now I totally want one. Like,OMG BAD. But in a good way. Cuz I’m totally gonna get married first so I can get trashed at my future wedding someday. Anywho, I’m for realz stoked for you and just want to single-white-female you even more with the newest Preu addition.
Uterus aches,
Summie
Shut the fuck up. You’re terrible and I wish you to go away and never come back. Until X-mas eve…then you can snow and be pretty, but come December 26th, begone!
Frozen tits,
Summie
Dear Job,
Oh my GOD I hate you so much. I often wish I could choose between being slowly tortured by Katan dolls and attending nine hours of useless boredom where I try not to gouge out my eyes just to have something to do. I can’t wait to give you the finger, you stupid skank!
Yawns,
Summie
Dear Jake,
Dude, you just seriously gave birth to the most adorable baby girl EVER. She’s fricking precious and beautiful and now I totally want one. Like,OMG BAD. But in a good way. Cuz I’m totally gonna get married first so I can get trashed at my future wedding someday. Anywho, I’m for realz stoked for you and just want to single-white-female you even more with the newest Preu addition.
Uterus aches,
Summie
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